Motivational Harness #1 – Finding The Elusive Character
Before I became a parent, the journey of cooking a meal included any or all of the following:
- a nice beverage
- experimentation with flavours
- frolicking in the herb garden
- good company
- my choice of music
After I became a parent, the process of making a meal now includes:
- a selection of steamed vegetables
- some form of boiled or grilled meat
- a tired, hungry little person who communicates her lack of appreciation for my cooking by decorating the walls and floors with it
- Justine Clarke’s album ‘I Like To Sing’, generally for the fifth time on any given day
The end goal is the same – to ensure that everyone is fed – but the path to getting there is very different! Suffice to say that my levels of ‘motivation’ for the latter are somewhat lower than they were for the former.
How does this relate to exercise?
Coffee- The Cigarettes of the 21st Century?
Everyday at work, between the hours of 10am and 11am, a strange migration of local wildlife occurs. As far as I am to know, this migration is isolated to the eastern end of Kensington Road in Norwood but this phenomenon may be more widespread. The migration I speak of involves middle age white collar professionals. They emerge bleary eyed and disorientated, before finding their bearings and commencing the fast-paced bee-line for their target. They either head east or risk life and limb south (crossing Kensington Road), and return 10 minutes later holding little, brown, ribbed cardboard cups. This happens like clockwork, everyday from Monday to Friday. I could probably set my watch to it.
Of course this phenomenon is not isolated to my little part of Adelaide. I am sure it is commonplace wherever trendy cafes and white collar workplaces coexist. Whilst this is a trend that developed over recent years (or at the very least has become abundant enough to be noticeable) the concept of workplace bonding occurring over some ritualistic behaviour is nothing new. Last century we had cigarettes for that purpose!
Concurrent to the rise of coffee- no, cafe latte consumption has been the gradual ostracism of smokers. This, it could be argued is not a bad thing- much better that people are drinking coffee than smoking. I would generally agree with that. I don’t need to list the reasons why smoking is rightfully stigmatised these-days as government advertising has done a pretty reasonable job of that. Coffee on the other hand gets off pretty lightly. So I think it would be interesting to see if coffee and cigarettes share some qualities.
First of all- coffee and cigarettes both stain your teeth and give you bad breath. And I think coffee breath is far more offensive than smoker’s breath (just my opinion). Second, they both involve a ritual that is claimed to be at least part of its allure- I love making, and watching others make coffee. I love the sounds of the grounds being tapped out and the new beans being ground, I love the smell of the extraction and the hiss of the steam. I also love the quiet time taken to drink it- about 5-10 mins or the same as a cigarette.
Ceasing of ritual, for many is claimed to be the hardest part of quitting both smoking and coffee drinking. They both however contain a chemical that contributes to dependence- nicotine and caffeine respectively.
The American Psychiatric Association define substance dependence as any that meet three of the following seven criteria: (1) tolerance is developed; (2) substance-specific withdrawal syndrome is present; (3) substance is often taken in larger amounts or over a longer period than expected; (4) persistent desire or unsuccessful efforts to cut down or control use; (5) a great deal of time spent in activities necessary to obtain, use, or recover from the effects of the substance; (6) important social, occupational, or recreational activities given up or reduced because of the substance; and/or (7) use continued despite knowledge of a persistent or recurrent physical or psychological problem likely to have been caused or exacerbated by the substance (from www.medicinet.com). Caffeine meets most of those to some extent.
Further, regular caffeine intake can impact negatively upon our physical health. Caffeine stimulates acid secretion in the stomach which can lead to, and certainly exacerbate stomach ulcers. Caffeine stimulates our adrenal glands, putting us into a fight or flight mode even when we are sitting on our backsides writing blogs! Continued overuse of caffeine can lead to adrenal fatigue and also throw out our sleep cycles by countering adenosine, a hormone that helps regulate our sleep cycles.
Also, a myth about caffeine has been perpetuated by past scientific literature. It was a long held belief that caffeine consumption improves cognitive performance. This was suggested in studies which compared coffee drinkers before and after they have had caffeine in the performance of problem-solving, memory and creativity tasks. Caffeine, it appeared, made the participants smarter.
What was found in more recent research, in which controls (non-coffee drinkers who hadn’t had coffee) were added, showed that the control group performed as well as the caffeine-dosed coffee drinkers. This suggests that rather than improving your cognitive performance, caffeine merely created a deficit when you hadn’t had it. You don’t need that morning coffee to charge yourself up, you need it to feel normal. Isn’t that what long-time heroin users say about their addiction?!
My clients are consistently dismissive of the impact of caffeine upon their health. And I do believe from my observations that caffeine affects people differently. But if you are sceptical about caffeine’s impact upon your health ask yourself these questions:
- How well do you sleep?
- How good is your digestive system?
If you answered ‘fine’ to both, fantastic. If however you are sub-optimal in either of these two vital areas, try giving coffee up for a fortnight and see what happens. Apart from an excuse to leave your desk, what have you got to lose?
Re-branding Stress
It’s fair to say the word ‘stress’ has a pretty negative connotation in our society. Many people, including a previous incarnation of myself tend to associate the word stress with things like anxiety, frustration and anger. If we are stressed it is an admission that we are not coping, that we are teetering on the edge of a Michael Douglas from ’Falling Down’ type break down.
Rightfully, few people want to admit to feeling that way. And the reality is many people do experience stress that is actually nothing like what I have just explained. I am such as person. Rebranding stress was crucial in my overcoming of it. Let me explain.
A big part of my rebranding of stress lied in recognising what stress actually is from a physiological perspective. I will try to expain this succinctly: Stress is the perception of a stimulus that results in the hypothalamus communicating neurologically and hormonally to the pituitary, which then communicates via hormones with the adrenal system to release epinephrine (acutely) and cortisol. This response basically gets us amped up for action. It is a good thing, if we didn’t have a HPA stress response we would resemble sloths. I deliberately used the word ‘stimulus’ instead of the more commonly used ‘threat’ as I feel ‘stimulus’ is more relevant to the stress I experienced.
The stress that I dealt with was related to a major flaw in human design. My brain was not fitted with an ‘off’ switch!
An analogy that I like that describes the landscape inside my brain was that it was like one of those stock market electronic ticker tapes, the ones with the 5 or 6 layers of messages over-lapping one-another. One layer would be what I was currently doing, the next on what I was going to cook for dinner, the next on some research and development I needed to do, the next on remembering to call my Mum, and so-on. I wasn’t thinking negatively about any of those things, often the feeling was benign or actually an excited anticipation.
But as a result of being constantly on alert about something that may potentially happen in the future, or analysing details of events past, I was constantly wired for action. This resulted in a number of unfortunate consequences, such as; compromised cognitive abilities relating to memory, problem solving and creativity because of my lack of present time awareness; increased production of ‘stress’ hormones from the HPA axis resulting in disruption to sleep and eventually adrenal fatigue; increased muscle tension resulting in back and neck pain and headaches. Not fun.
I’ll remind you at this point that I experienced all of these consequences without ever really feeling anxious, depressed, frustrated or any other strong emotions typically associated with stress.
So what did I do to overcome stress?
- Firstly I recognised that the way I was functioning was not working for me- I accepted that I was chronically stressed.
- Next I removed basically everything from my diet that puts undue strain upon the adrenal system- namely caffeine containing foods and beverages and alcohol. I also added in some widely available nutritional supplements that are known to assist energy production at a cellular level.
- I reduced my exercise volume in the short term, then gradually built it back up again.
- I started writing myself to-do lists, and then actually did the things on my list!
- I rediscovered meditation and practiced for 20 mins daily. Meditation serves a number of different purposes- for me it was an exercise in bringing peace and quiet to my otherwise manic mind. It was the off-switch my brain needed.
Stress is not a bad thing if we can use it to our advantage and also disengage and enjoy silence in those moments between. Meaningful relaxation is a pillar of health that almost everyone in our busy society neglects. Find some quiet and you’ll be amazed at the what happens.
Skinny And Rich In Only 18 Months…Without Exercise!
If you were thumbing through the Sunday paper over the weekend, you may have come across two separate full-page articles eight pages apart from each other.
The first carried the big bold headline ‘Exercise Won’t Make You Thin‘. The second had the headline ‘How I Went From Virtually Zero to $3.5 MILLION of Real Estate Wealth in Just 18 MONTHS!‘
OK seriously…how much more of this do we have to put up with?
Let me reiterate – full page articles – albeit prefaced with the tiny caption ‘Advertisement’, constructed to appear as normal news articles to lure the sleepy Sunday reader into a barrage of support for the sensational headline!
For all I would like to say about the lack of integrity in commercial advertising and journalism – I’ll keep it to this:
Clearly, for the right price, you can say whatever you want to whoever you want, shirking responsibility for the resultant trail of carnage from a skewed truth presented to make yourself a buck. Read the rest of this entry »
Fitness Fads: Toning Shoes
Right up there for me with the Ab King Pro and other elaborate fold-out clothes hangers is the phenomenon of toning shoes.
You’ve seen them: they kind of look like canoes for your feet. And that’s pretty much how they act as well.
Canoes were built to move in one direction. If you’ve ever been in a canoe and tried to steer it or turn it around, you know what I mean! In any plane other than forward motion they are clumsy and awkward.
The most amazing piece of exercise equipment that will ever exist!
If you walk into any large commercial gym in Australia you will be amazed at the expansive array of machines just waiting for you to give them life. They look tremendously elaborate, and there is no doubt the engineering is magnificent, but in reference to what these machines demand of your body they are terribly rudimentary. In almost all instances these machines have one specific function- meaning they work one or one set of muscles/joints in one very controlled plane
When you walk into iNform, you may notice our slightly more, ‘minimalist’ approach to equipment. Rather than machines, what we have in abundance is empty space (and if truth be told, we’d all like even more of that!). The two machines that hold centre stage on our floor, the two floating cables, have a potential range of exercises available that is limited only by our collective imagination.
These machines are kept company by a wide range of free-weights, balance equipment and gym-balls. This apparent lack of equipment has nothing to do with penny pinching- it is completely by design.
For you to exercise well in iNform’s gym environment you have to learn to master movements of only one machine- and it is the most complex, amazing, finely tuned machine in all existence. Your body.
Exercising on simple machines such as those found in big gyms teaches you nothing about how to use your body. The strength gains that you may make according to the increasing numbers of plates you are lifting has next to no cr0ssover to improved functionality of your body. If you exercise your body in a more functional way, as is fundamentally required inside iNform’s gym you will gain strength that has a tangible effect upon your day-to-day activities.
Another positive is that if you use to use your body well, your body becomes a free piece of exercise equipment of almost limitless potential. Here are three seemingly simple exercises that are tremendously challenging to do well and require nothing more than you and the floor.
Four-Point Alternating Arm Leg Lifts:
Starting on all-fours, lift one arm and slide the opposite foot back until it is lifted without dropping the rib-cage or
moving the pelvis side-to-side. This requires tremendous core strength and control.
Single Legged Squat:
Stand on one leg and squat down keeping the knee aligned (front view) and lumbar spine aligned (side view). Try to get low enough to achieve a 90deg angle at the hip and knee (side view).
Push-Up plus Rotation Plank:
Do a full push up then rotate over onto one hand, keeping your ground arm, trunk and legs
straight. Alternate after the next push up.
Have a go. I can guarantee you that to do these three exercise well is hard! If you are unable to do them there are a vast number for regression exercises that your iNform trainer can take you through to find the appropriate challenge for your body.



FOAM ROLLING… You Should Take The Time!
The homework exercise that we all dread! “It’s boring, it takes too much time and it hurts”. Have these thoughts run through your head? How often have you been told by your trainer to do some foam rolling/tennis balling as part of your homework routine or before sessions…and NOT done it? So let’s break it down, how does this work? Why are your trainers always on your case about it? And most importantly, why is it so important… Read the rest of this entry »
The Ugly Side of Running
Running is not for everyone!
I was recently on a running track alongside a busy highway when I received a spray of abuse from a passenger in a car. It’s not the first time it has happened – actually it’s surprisingly common. Obviously it didn’t hurt me, and I suppose it comes out of the joy within an action that bears no consequence. Whatever. I don’t really get it…but it leaves me thinking every time. In a twisted way it motivates me. I start to think about how I would respond if the abuser actually had the gaul to do it NOT from a car driving 80kph in the opposite direction to me!
So, with tongue slightly in cheek – and without wanting to be labelled an internet tough guy – I leave my response to destiny in the hands of cyberspace.
Here’s why you’re better off undertaking some physical activity than riding shotgun in a passenger vehicle:
Learn to Run Part 3: How we are different from antelope.
In a previous blog in this series I compared a herd of migrating antelope to the hussling and bussling weekend warriors gliding, skipping, wobbling and writhing down Anzac Highway during the City to Bay fun run. The main difference between the two groups is that one is almost homogenous in it’s gait style, whilst the other displays an apparent freedom of expression in how they move.
‘Freedom of expression’ implies some sort of unbridled artistry is on display, but truth be told the way most people run is far from artistic and painfully bridled. The reason for this amazing variance in how human beings run is the same as that which gives large collections of animals their biomechanical uniformity. Environment.
When the sun rises, all antelope get up at about the same time, start grazing at the savannah in the the same way for about the same amount of time, move across the same landscape in the same temperature conditions for the same percentage of the day, then tuck in at night again, at about the same time. Their anatomical structures are uniform, their environment is uniform, and their needs and means to fulfill them are uniform. Therefore they move the same.
We on the other hand, experience an environment that is both inconsistent from person to person and contrary to what our body is actually built for.
We, like all animals adapt to the environment we are in and unfortunately those adaptations often conflict with the biomechanical and physiological requirements for high quality running.
An example- one that I see often. The species I shall name Computus Captivius from the Genus, Sendentarius. See image below.

Computus Captivius
This extremely common specimen is characterised by a depressed sternum, forward head, forward rolled shoulders, absence of apparent core musculature, glutes that serve only as cushions, shortened hip flexors, stiff feet and often short, tight, deconditioned deep lower limb muscles.
Basically this individual has adapted perfectly to her/his environment by making some muscles shorter and tighter and allowing other muscles to switch off due to being surplus to requirements. This is not a problem if all Computus Captivius wants to do is sit in front of a computer. But if they decided to take up running? I’m sorry but this animal simply does not have a body that is capable of running well!
This, coupled with a simple lack of skill is why I see so many people running with their shoulders forward, head bobbing all over the place, hips flexed and shuddering on impact, and heels that are violently striking the earth like they hold some crazed vendetta against it.
In order to run well, the following physical traits must be yours:
- A thoracic spine that is mobile in extension and rotation.
- A set of core musculature that is correctly active. The core doesn’t have to be strong, just working properly. See my blog http://informhealth.com/the-core-what-is-it-and-why-should-i-care/ for further reading.
- Glutes that work- they know what to do and when to do it (and when not to).
- Hips that can extend ten degrees- meaning the thigh bone can lever backwards relative to the pelvis unrestricted.
- Lower limb muscles, such as the tibialis posterior, tibialis anterior, peroneals and big calf mucles (gastrocnemius and soleus) that are in good working order (not tight) and have great endurance.
- Intelligent feet- This means feet that are mobile but have their mobility finely tuned by the appropriate muscles plus an accurate and prompt information channel from the nervous system.
That sounds like a hell of a list. But each of those traits, if currently foreign to you, are quite simple to acquire through correct training. In order to run well you first need a body that is physically capable of doing so. As a species we have been ‘inteligent’ enough to manufacture an environment that is alien to our physical make-up. Fortunately we are also intelligent enough to correct the adaptations we make.
Entropy, Gravity and Adults Growing Taller as They Age
A client recently reported to me that during her annual check-up with her doctor, both her Doc and the Nurse remarked that she had gotten taller. This client is not yet fifty, but is past the age in which gaining height is normal. This seems quite a remarkable happenstance, that a middle-aged woman can gain height over the course of a year, but it certainly can and I will use some physics concepts to explain why (resident iNform Astrophysicist Ash Sinclair will be well pleased…).
Entropy and Posture
The phenomenon of Entropy applies to all matter in existence. Put simply, it is the unavoidable tendency for things to move from a more ordered to a more disordered state. This quality is why the arrow of time travels only in one direction. This of course applies to us: Our physical body degrades over time and at some point in the future it will become dust, and then it will continue to degrade until our body is nothing more than uniform subatomic particles. That’s a nice thought isn’t it?! Read the rest of this entry »

